Don’t take this programming tips seriously

Tips that will help you to become a toxic programmer. I’ll keep adding more but feel free to share with anyone

1. Stop learning basics, that’s for a noob. We are masters, we’ll start by creating things
2. Keep watching tutorials, make it like a Netflix show. One after another
3. Stop commenting on code, that looks disgusting
4. Try copy-pasting code from StackOverflow
5. Bugs are feature, stop fixing them
6. Feel free to break keyboards when code doesn’t work
7. Stop asking for help, that makes you look noob
8. Documentation is boring, skip that
9. Stop reading error, copy and paste that on google or maybe on bing
10. Push codes only in the master branch, because it’s cooler
11. Stop refactoring, that takes a lot of time
12. Code isn’t working? That’s a computer issue. Try restarts
13. Learn multiple programming language, because this give changes to fight in online
14. Stop following patterns, we love freedom
15. Writing test is writing more codes, stop that thing
16. Copy-paste code as possible

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