Don’t take this programming tips seriously

Muhammad Ali
1 min readMar 29, 2021

Tips that will help you to become a toxic programmer. I’ll keep adding more but feel free to share with anyone

  1. Stop learning basics, that’s for a noob. We are masters, we’ll start by creating things
  2. Keep watching tutorials, make it like a Netflix show. One after another
  3. Stop commenting on code, that looks disgusting
  4. Try copy-pasting code from StackOverflow
  5. Bugs are feature, stop fixing them
  6. Feel free to break keyboards when code doesn’t work
  7. Stop asking for help, that makes you look noob
  8. Documentation is boring, skip that
  9. Stop reading error, copy and paste that on google or maybe on bing
  10. Push codes only in the master branch, because it’s cooler
  11. Stop refactoring, that takes a lot of time
  12. Code isn’t working? That’s a computer issue. Try restarts
  13. Learn multiple programming language, because this give changes to fight in online
  14. Stop following patterns, we love freedom
  15. Writing test is writing more codes, stop that thing
  16. Copy-paste code as possible

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Muhammad Ali

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